►►►Pt. 2 Why do I own this?
1. Red fur collar.

The weirdest part about this guy is that I bought it in summer. In Texas. Then packed it and carried it over 1,000 miles to never wear it. Why did I think having sweaty collarbones was going to be a good idea? Why did I pick this to make the move? I am not even going to comment on the actual appeal of this article of clothing. Only God can judge me.
But let's just say WDIOT looks suspiciously like IDIOT.